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WatRUSoSurprisdAbt? ItsSeattleDude!

After several days of sun and more sun, it is raining now. The trees seem to be smiling all over! Here are some reasons for mine: :-)

“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.” –Bob Ettinger

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, ‘Whoa, I’m way too high!’ “ –Bruce Baum

I think that’s how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.’“ –Richard Jeni

My sister has this cool signature: “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Profound!

Here is some geek food. Enjoy!

1 comment
pi wrote on Jul 24, 2005:
"Its not what you have, Its what you think you have" - Kill Bill