L-1-ners

Aug 18, 2005

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly). If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex? The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication. What would Scooby do? The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. Procrastinate now.

Do they ever shut up on your planet? The trouble with life is there’s no background music. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. The trouble with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard. Out of my mind - back in five minutes. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

3 comments

K~ wrote on Aug 19, 2005:

Thanks for the insightful thoughts and satire. I needed a laugh this morning and you have provided it :)
I found your blog by clicking on "Next Blog" a lucky click indeed.

mallikreddy.blogspot.com wrote on Aug 19, 2005:

What can I say? Simply awesome ...

Kirubakaran wrote on Aug 19, 2005:

@k~
Thanks a lot! I really needed the encouragement. My pleasure to make your day a little bit better :-)

@Mallik
Thanks a lot, Mallik! These words keep me going :)

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