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Your Amazing Brain Complete “Linda Goodman’s SunSigns” The Invisible Web


From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: “I’m f…ing bored!” Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!” Unknown aircraft: “I said I was f…ing bored, not f…ing stupid!” More of whats above >>


Funny Insurance Claims: “A pedestrian hit me and went under my car”

“My car got hit by a submarine.” (The Navy informed the wife of a submariner that the craft was due in port. She drove to the base to meet her husband and parked at the end of the slip where the sub was to berth. An inexperienced ensign was conning the sub and it rammed the end of the slip, breaking a section away, causing her car to fall into the water. The Navy paid the compensation claim.)

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were: Q: What warning was given by you? A: Honk. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo. More of whats above >>

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